The Twelve (Data) Days of Christmas

For my first blog post on MIKE2, and in the spirit of the season, here’s a light-hearted take on some of the challenges you might be facing if you’re dealing with increased volumes of data in the run up to Christmas…

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a ragged hierarchy.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me two empty files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me eight mis-spelled surnames, seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me nine duplications, eight mis-spelled surnames, seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ten coding errors, nine duplications, eight mis-spelled surnames, seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me eleven double meanings, ten coding errors, nine duplications, eight mis-spelled surnames, seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me twelve domain outliers, eleven double meanings, ten coding errors, nine duplications, eight mis-spelled surnames, seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.

Seasons gratings!
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